The Planetary Magnetics Corporation Weird Cassette Explosion PHASE TWO
bran(…)pos - cosmic mushmouth // Anti-Ear - Crocell // Sir Artful Cornhole Doily - Sings the All-Time Greats
[ALSO: not a tape, not on this label, but do not miss! RIPONE]
bran(…)pos -
COSMIC MUSHMOUTH
Estrangulations and fibrillations to accompany your travel beyond the Kármán line. Two seamless half hour sides of brilliant electronic obfuscations to warm your deck. This release was highly anticipated for good reason, and likely sold out by the time you read this!
Listen and buy HERE
Anti-Ear - Crocell
Harrowing aural nosedive into the dirt. A maelstrom exhumed from glowering goo. Fifty minutes of arcane, acrimonious noise from Anti-Ear’s dungeon.
Listen and buy HERE
Sir Artful Cornhole Doily - Sings the All-Time Greats
Sir Artful Cornhole Doily wrote all of the greatest songs. He recorded most of this album with his phone and the Kikkerland mini karaoke microphone outside James Hetfield’s sprawling estate in Vail, Colorado, where he was consequently attacked by a vicious dog. The rest was recorded in his hospital room. The cassette supplier refused to dub the tapes “for legal reasons”, and it is banned from streaming services. If you want one you have to ask our lawyer.
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The Planetary Magnetics Corporation Weird Cassette Explosion Phase One!
Five albums released on an antiquated physical medium in editions of 50. Arts were printed in house using archaic hazardous machinery. When the data cloud finally vaporizes you can pass these wonderful tapes on to your grandchildren, or bury them somewhere for the aliens to find. There is outsider doom rock, absurdist brutalism, modern avant-garde composition, experimental electronic sounds, and psychedelic country. You can listen and download them from Bandcamp.
THE BLOAT
Sallow, dissentient rock music recorded with pills in a castle. The Bloat does not care, and they don't like anything. They don't even like each other. They barely made it through this recording session. They have been in hiding since this tape was released.
Listen and buy HERE
JOHN STAMOS
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Anti-Ear
Mom will probably say "Turn it down!" so you should slam your door and shout "Leave me alone!" Then after you calm down a little sneak out the window and put on the Beats by Dre headphones you stole from your sister, listen to side two, and carve pentagrams into a park bench.
Listen and buy HERE
Extreme Lo-Fi String Quartets & The Dissonant Romantic Piano Concerto
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Peter Stopschinski
Traditional instruments betrayed by technology.
Get it HERE
ROBUTTS
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Anti-Ear
THE NEW OLD ELECTRONINC SOUND IN STEROE • FEEL THE BREAT, BODY MOVENENTS AS TARDIS • VERY MUCH SYNTHESIZERS DIRECT INPUT FOR UNDULATING MEAT SAC GARBAGE CULTUR
[saccharine dystopian mini-suites, sketches, and studies]
Listen and buy HERE
KRATOM BLUE
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Chablis
Incongruous alt-alt country. Degenerate Americana. Left-field, piquant, damaged. Charles and Jean-Claude choked on kratom dusts, barbecue, and lake trout during the making of this EP. Two live bonus tracks are included on this cassette release.
Listen and buy it HERE
DARK ROAD
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The Wanting
A bit of a departure from the usual obtuse PMC fare - this album is a warm bath of vocal harmony and acoustic things. A rare bird on your window sill. This debut LP “fits loosely into the Southern Gothic genre, although it’s really more haunting than it is harrowing…between minimalist chamber-pop and high-lonesome Appalachian folk.”
Read the full review in Offbeat Magazine HERE
Listen, look, buy HERE
Chablis!
These 45s feature three different all-star lineups of America's premiere alt-alt-country band. All the hits, such as “Butt Nuts”, “50¢ Hür”, and “Lube It Up”!
Get em HERE!